There's not much to say after getting blown out 7-2 at home by an underachieving team. So, John Tortorella didn't.
His postgame press conference lasted roughly ten seconds. The full transcript:
I know you have a job to do. I'm not answering any questions tonight. There's no sense in me even trying to answer questions about this evening. Sorry about that. Have a good night.
Shakespeare said brevity is the soul of wit. Tortorella's brief, honest presser last night was a moment of honesty, and said more about the game than any long-winded coachspeak could.
Simply put, the Jackets took a night off on the ice. Torts answered by doing the same thing at the podium last night.