Cheers to this idea.
High Bank Distillery, located in Grandview, posted on Instagram that Artemi Panarin will get free liquor for life if he re-signs with the Blue Jackets. Here's the post:
Panarin, as you know, is set to become an unrestricted free agent after the 2018-19 season. There's no bad recruitment pitch to keep him in town, and the possibility for free booze is definitely worth considering...though offers for free food and drinks didn't fare well in keeping John Tavares with the New York Islanders.